“I may have a masters degree but the offside rule is beyond me”, said no woman ever.
"You like football? Really? Wow!"
"But do you genuinely like football or do you just say that to get guys?"
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"OK, so do you actually understand The Offside Rule?"
Which as everyone knows, is next to Einstein's theory of relativity in terms of intellectual difficulty.
"I bet it's all those guys running in shorts you like, aye? Aye? ? ?"
Oh, if only kicks were that easy to come by.
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