END OF STORY. I don't say this statement lightly, so listen up. PAY ATTENTION. After a lot of thought and looking at pictures of shirtless athletes, I have made a decision: Water polo is the hottest sport of the Olympic games. Laszlo Balogh / Reuters No offense, but give me this over gymnas…

GET OUT OF THE WATER. From outside of the pool, synchronized swimming seems fairly normal... I guess. Christophe Simon / AFP / Getty Images Inside the pool, it's a whole heck of a lot more different. Christophe Simon / AFP / Getty Images Let me show you the dark underbelly of this God fo…

All hail Monica Puig. Puerto Rican Monica Puig stunned the tennis world — and presumably herself — on Saturday night when she defeated Germany's Angelique Kerber to win gold in the women's singles at the Rio Olympics. Luis Acosta / AFP / Getty Images Kerber, the number two ranked femal…

The Olympics have taught me a lot about Brazil. Brazil has a long history of yelling at people to come to it. diorc.tumblr.com Its personally been following me around the internet for a while now... Twitter: @ahwardi ... but I've finally figured out why I need to come there. Twitter: …

It’s all a bit confusing. Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte's mother said her son and three teammates were robbed at gunpoint at a party in Brazil early on Sunday, but an Olympic official quickly told media this was "not true." Matt Hazlett / Getty Images Illeana Lochte told Fox Sports …

How are these people even real? This picture of German cyclist Robert Forstemann and New Zealand cyclist Greg Henderson having a quad off: WHAT?! Twitter: @greghenderson1 This picture of USA swimmer Anthony Ervin shaving before a meet: JESUS. Instagram: @http://ift.tt/2b7eb3P This picture …

Holy crap. Pictured in the center of this photo is Etenesh Diro, a track and field star from Ethiopia who's competing in the 2016 Rio Olympics. Olivier Morin / AFP / Getty Images On Sunday, Diro represnted her country in the women's 3,000-meter steeplechase race. The steeplechase is a…